There were some robbers outside your house, but they saw your taco. They asked to have your taco for 5 dollars, so you sold it to them. Then the robbers left. Good thing you didn't pick the assault rifle!
You start travelling, and eventually you arrive at Luigi's castle. You easily evade the spinning blades and flames inside meant to eviscerate any intruders. You 'wah' confidently as you walk towards Luigi's throne room. You will defeat Luigi and get your fried chicken!
You take a second to rethink this. Are you sure you want to go fight Luigi and save Wario?